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Help!! The pigeons are out to get me!! Anyone who wants to save me, join this page.
As you can tell, I am weird and have serious problems(shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip!!).Still, if you feel safe enough to join, be my guest.
Not only are the pigeons in on this but the other birds as well, crows, ravens, and flamingos(from now on known as 'pink mingos') especially The huge pink birds help plot the human race's end, PINK IS AN EVIL COLOR. I'll be okay.I lost it but I WILL BE OKAY!!! The leprechauns tell me to burn things which is awesomely cool but they won't go away when I tell them. Louis says hi too he's the guy who talks to me and my friends.

Anyway, back to the birds plotting the end of the human race. I'm recruiting anyone who wishes to save the world from a feathery takeover. Comment on this page and I will answer when I have time.

Pigeons are the embodiment of evil!! They go around spreading disease and crapping on people's new clothes. Do you know how much that really, really sucks? It does, and I will do everything to stop the plans of the evil birds!!
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 There are many branches in this military and therefore, there are many ranks. To list them all would be overwhelming(to me).
I will post a list of recruits and their ranks here.
Recruits as of now include:

[bye.](me)-Demon Bird Slayer and World Saver
[jAMm]-2nd degree bird hunter
[BelloCaccia]-private
[Kealey]-Artillerist Captain
[Firenze]-psychotic bird killer#1
[frozen_n_time]-psychotic bird killer#2
[BornFromSilence]-private
[Predenica]-private
[To Whom It May Concern]-private
[Annonymous]-private
[Smile Addiction]-private
[JajaJulie]-private
[Denny Jojomojolojo] eeeh?
[~DarkMark~] private looooooon
[lordjoesnow] beaver level ^_^
[Cute Deranged Psycho]-pscho slaughter
[BlackTearsCry]-.MSK.(Master Bird killer)
[sweet transvestite27]I shall peck your eyes out biatch!!
[Blasphemous Rumours]
[bassistgirl] aviphobe
[Vixen!]
[Nymphette] SHODDY PIGEON WILL SAVE THE DAY! Hes the only nice pigeon around. and he fights against fat pigeon, the worst pigeon of them all...
[sheeby] well well what do we have here another evil pigeon huh BANG hahaha it didn't last very long lol
[Gulius] Bastard fuckin pigeons!!! ahh i hate em all
[Alsar] Kill the bloody rats of the sky
[Yautja] I'll shoot the bastard fucking things
[ghostiegirl] THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!THE PIGEONS!!!!
WRING THEIR NECKS!!!!
[POG] THEYRE COmING!!!!!! *swats away pigeon with glowy red eyes* Back, BEASTS!!!!!!
[Obsidian Blackwillow] kill the pigeons
[Keyta] sniper and with a bag of bird seed *evil little smile*
[newgroundman1234] my muffins are pigeon hating muffins!!!
[BOIGOTH] - fear the wrath of my army of super snails, pigeon scum!!!
[Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] I've got spys in their systems... Shhh! (Woodpecker flys by) I told you never to meet me in public!
[*Leric*]- ....It BIT ME
[scars] die you evil demon birdies
[Caritas] BEWARE! They are coming to get us all!! *runs for dear life* *stops* OHHH ICE CREAM! Umm. I mean ALLLLL
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
[iliketoast] - the pigeons eat bread...NOT toast...*anger*

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2006-02-14 [Caritas]: []Happy Valentines Day!!! *hugs everyone*[]

2006-02-14 [Keyta]: *hugs back*....blah...vday

2006-02-14 [lordjoesnow]: even me? im not having agood valentines day at all...c'mon monkey gal...please vote for me and [Victoria Louise]....pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2006-02-15 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Ugh, don't like Valentines Day.... but what the heck *hugs everyone and gives them bags of sugar*

2006-02-15 [Keyta]: v-days not fun anymore...my bf is so far away..

2006-02-15 [Caritas]: No [lordjoesnow]!! Your mean to me!!

2006-02-15 [Keyta]: your mean!

2006-02-15 [lordjoesnow]: im sorry for being mean...but i was messing awound :( forgive me?

2006-02-15 [Keyta]: well its ok to be mean if your nice sometimes. joe your cool to me lol

2006-02-16 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *holds up lighter and starts singing* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we... *burns hand with lighter* OW! Stupid piece of... *throws lighter on ground and proceeds to stomp on it*

2006-02-16 [Keyta]: *watchs this* whoa..see i knew that song was evil!

2006-02-16 [lordjoesnow]: it so is! sung by someone who lacks in friends lol...and if u throw i lighter on the ground...it explodes lol

2006-02-16 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *lighter blows up*

2006-02-17 [Keyta]: nooo....lighter killer!

2006-02-17 [Caritas]: *watches* Wow....awesome! *eats popcorn*

2006-02-17 [Keyta]: *scoots over to monkey gal*

2006-02-17 [Caritas]: *give [Keyta] some popcorn* What some?

2006-02-17 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: YAHHHHH!!!! *runs in circles trying to put out flaming pants*

2006-02-18 [Keyta]: yay* thank you* munches*

2006-02-18 [Caritas]: Haha..I like this!

2006-02-18 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: No fair laughing at my expense! *finally puts out flamming pants* Phew... *realizes hand is in a toaster* YAHHHHH! Get it off! *starts running around in circles again*

2006-02-18 [Keyta]: *grabs the toaster off your hand* i need this* puts popcorn in the toaster*

2006-02-18 [Caritas]: What something to drink while me watch [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] run in a circles?

2006-02-19 [Keyta]: sure..but..shoudn't we help Del soon??

2006-02-19 [Caritas]: Why?

2006-02-19 [Keyta]: a nice thing to do?

2006-02-19 [Caritas]: Why?

2006-02-19 [Caritas]: But THIS is fun!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!! MEANIE!!!

2006-02-19 [Keyta]: *raise of eyebrow* i ruin everything?

2006-02-19 [Caritas]: YES!

2006-02-19 [Caritas]: Okay, not really

2006-02-19 [Keyta]: *smiles* i thought so lol

2006-02-19 [lordjoesnow]: errrr hes still running guys! *chases after him*

2006-02-19 [Keyta]: *watchs joe and del run around* meh, i don't like to run

2006-02-19 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *now struggling with a woodpecker pecking her head* Stupid bird! OW! I knew you freakin' things were evil! Attack [lordjoesnow]! It's probably more fun! *woodpecker looks at [lordjoesnow] whistles and a new woodpecker appears and dives at [lordjoesnow]*

2006-02-19 [Keyta]: oO...*opens alittle umpralla*sp**

2006-02-19 [Caritas]: I'm just going to watch. I don't like running.

2006-02-19 [lordjoesnow]: *dies*

2006-02-20 [Keyta]: GAH!!! ....*walks over to joe and pokes him with her toe* wake up

2006-02-20 [lordjoesnow]: *does not wake up for he is dead*

2006-02-20 [Caritas]: *walk over to Joe and pokes him with a sherp stick* If hr doesn't wake up, can we eat him? *stokes fire*

2006-02-20 [Keyta]: well human is good for you

2006-02-20 [Caritas]: Ewew

2006-02-21 [Keyta]: ew? yummy maybe...i just bit ppl

2006-02-21 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *has dalt and pepper shakers and is looming over [lordjoesnow]* munchy, munchy

2006-02-21 [Caritas]: *stabs [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] in the back and put you in an oven* Ahhh...*set timer for 3 hours* I can what too eat [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]!!!!!!!!!!! How 'bout you [Keyta]??

2006-02-22 [Keyta]: meh, i can try a bite

2006-02-22 [Caritas]: *timer bings* IT IS DONE! *eats some* Eh, needs Ranch Dressing *pour on dressing* *eats again* MUCH BETTER! Here, try some! *stuff in to [Keyta] mouth*

2006-02-22 [Keyta]: oO NOOOOO! * coughs * but but i wanted to say good bye before i ate him. he was funny

2006-02-23 [Caritas]: Ohh sorry *make him alive again so you can goodbye then he will die again so i can eat him*

2006-02-23 [Keyta]: good bye* kisses your cheek before he dirts off aagain*

2006-02-24 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *resurrects from the dust* what is everyone's deal in trying to eat me! Eat the freaking woodpeckers! *ducks as a woodpecker flys by*

2006-02-25 [Keyta]: noooo not the woodpecker! *licks you* besides you taste better

2006-02-25 [lordjoesnow]: or you can EAT ME! you were about to but then you just wandered off with ur Ssapzyne Del'Armgo and ur ovens and timers set to 3 hours....but what about me!?!?! how do you think i felt being dead and not being eaten...oh yeh that reminds me *is dead*

2006-02-25 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *sighs and rolls eyes*

2006-02-25 [Caritas]: *throws [lordjoesnow] and [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] in to an oven* OH! I KNOW! *throws in carrots and potatoes and onions* Yum, yum, yummmmm!!!!!!

2006-02-26 [lordjoesnow]: a joe and Ssapzyne Barrison Del'Armgo casarole? yummy...i mean OW ITS HOT!!!

2006-02-26 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *sits in corner muttering angrily* What is it with people eating me! My friend bit me today! Do I look like a walking piece of candy and I just don't know it or what?!

2006-02-26 [Caritas]: You not candy. Your a roast!

2006-02-27 [lordjoesnow]: yeah, u cant put candy in a pie...or can you...this calls for an experiment!...ill be right back!

2006-02-27 [Caritas]: Okay!!

2006-02-27 [Keyta]: eww onions...but ppl are good

2006-02-28 [Caritas]: Onions and the best things sence sliced bread!

2006-03-01 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: NOTHING is better than sliced bread... lol.

2006-03-01 [Keyta]: yuck! onions are erally really groooosssss

2006-03-01 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: They smell weird...

2006-03-01 [Caritas]: Okay....But what WAS thebest thing BEFORE sliced bread??

2006-03-01 [Keyta]: no cabage was

2006-03-01 [Caritas]: What was the best thing before that eh?

2006-03-01 [Keyta]: rocks

2006-03-01 [Caritas]: LOL! How the HECK do you slice rocks????

2006-03-02 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: A really fast moving saw; and don't forget to spray water on it or it'll shatter into a bunch of flying razors...

2006-03-02 [Caritas]: LOL! What was the best thing before THAT?!?!?!

2006-03-02 [Keyta]: why must you slice it??

2006-03-02 [Caritas]: Because, how else to sppose people are going to eat it eh?

2006-03-03 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Because only a select number of creatures can unhing their jaws and swallow things whole...

2006-03-03 [lordjoesnow]: before rocks you ask? well i hear it was truley one of those wonders of the world...they called it....pork lunchonmeat!!!!

2006-03-03 [Keyta]: well there are little rocks. lunchonmeant...ha

2006-03-05 [Caritas]: LOL! Lunchonmeant...hahahaha...What was befoe THAT?!?!?

2006-03-06 [Keyta]: um...trees

2006-03-07 [Caritas]: Trees? Ewww

2006-03-07 [Keyta]: papper!

2006-03-07 [lordjoesnow]: paper! only one P..no wait...2 Ps...dont try and confuse me like that!

2006-03-07 [Keyta]: ha it worked

2006-03-08 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Try this one: antidisenstablishmentarianism

2006-03-08 [Keyta]: damn..NIIICCCEE!

2006-03-08 [lordjoesnow]: i hate that word..it shudnt even be a word cos ther is -anti and -dis  which counter eachother...it shud be 'establishmentarianism'

2006-03-08 [lordjoesnow]: but if u were to play around with molymods (polymers like ethanol, propanol, butanol...u can make HUGE words)

2006-03-09 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Yeah, it seems chemistry love to make big word just for the hell of it... I hate chemisty... Biology I like... but chem...no...

2006-03-09 [Keyta]: i just like sci. lol

2006-03-09 [Caritas]: ??????????????

2006-03-10 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Anyone else know what "Restriction Fragment Length Polymorphisms" are? Yes I have to know this stuff; it's INSANE!!!

2006-03-10 [Keyta]: thats confusing

2006-03-12 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Tell me about it...

2006-03-12 [Keyta]: gah my head hurts

2006-03-12 [lordjoesnow]: i hate chemistry...why cant they call them Jessicas and Janes..not blooming butes and pents

2006-03-12 [Firenze]: I like Chemistry...tis enjoyable...and isn't "Restriction Fragment Length Polymorphisms" biology?

2006-03-13 [Keyta]: i haven't tryed chemistry yet..

2006-03-13 [Firenze]: I do chemistry for A-Level here in England tis fun ^_^

2006-03-13 [Keyta]: damn..whatdo you do for it?

2006-03-13 [Firenze]: Nothing much to be honest it is just really detailed GCSE Chemistry with a few things added

2006-03-13 [Keyta]: sounds like fun to me. in our highschool chem. they blew up a pumpkin Oo

2006-03-13 [Firenze]: We blow up jelly babies and a few other things

2006-03-13 [lordjoesnow]: we did that in year 7. we also burnt maltesers and peanuts...i just ate them, whats the point? i hate practical lessons cos i cant learnt from them..i had a test on polymers and monomers (organic chemistry) and i didnt revise and i was like...what the hells an ester?

2006-03-13 [Firenze]: Doing polymers and monomers at the moment...I prefer practical lessons to theory, I learn more

2006-03-13 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I hate Chemistry... my teacher can't teach so we have no idea whats going on, and all we look at are theories... it is SO pointless! And yes, RFLPs are part of Biology. I like Bio; I know what's going on!

2006-03-13 [Caritas]: Huh? I'm lost

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: Well the definition I have written down in my notes forRestriction Fragment Length Polymorphisms: Restriction enzymes cut DNA wherever their "recognition site" (usually between 4 and 8 bases in length) occurs in the DNA sequence. When there are changes between sequences, a recognition site may appear or be lost. This can be detected by electrophoresis, and is called a polymorphism. I enjoy chemistry more than I do biology and I understand it better than biology as it is more straight forward, mathematical and practical whereas biology (on my course) is irrelevant and boring, the only interesting thing that both of my teachers can teach is plants, they are useless at human biology >.<

2006-03-14 [lordjoesnow]: lol i prefer physics, partly cos the teachers a comedian and shud upstage jack dee...its more logical and mathematical than chemistry any who

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: I can't understand physics, it gives me a headache along with maths

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: ...ok

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: lol, we are talking about Chemistry, Biology and Physics

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: Boring

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: Nah :P

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: Yeah

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: I like my sciences :P

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: ah.

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: lol ^_^

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: People annoy me...

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: And you probably annoy them (sorry about the cocky attitude comes from being a guard on EP)

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: Oh, forget you!

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: lol, oh thanks

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: Why am I even talking to you if you not helping!

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: Because I am a lazy bum who has nothing else to do and if people are annoying you in messages just block them and if it is me annoying you tell me so :P Also if they are being mean and harrasing you report them to the town guard...if it is in real life tell them to bog off and get a life

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: No. It's in a wiki.

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: Report them to the guards and say exactly what is happening and leave the name of the wiki

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: It's nothing bad

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: Hmmmm...well give them a warning saying if they continuely annoy you, you will not hesitate to report them

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: You wanna know why their bugging me? Because sometimes I get lost in a canvosation(spelling?) and I just put a question mark because they talk forever and I don't want to look back ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: It happens to me as well so don't worry about it, chill out

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: Well they keep say "Oh, they she goes again. Why doesn't she just look back?" HELLO! I CAN SEE EVERYTING THEY JUST WROTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: No offense you should just read what they have written and then make a decision on what the topic is about and you have a 50% chance of getting it right (omg I am actually being nice for once, lol)

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: I do that. But sometimes I just don't get what the 'topic' is!

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: Then be polite and ask what the topic is in a PM to one of the people talking in it so you don't look stupid and then join in

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: Once again, I do!

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: Then personally I don't see why there is a problem and that you can't just join in, unless you are seriously challenged and don't understand the topic brought up.

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: AHH! FORGET YOU!!!!!!!!

2006-03-14 [Firenze]: I am sorry for speaking the truth!

2006-03-14 [Caritas]: BYE

2006-03-14 [Keyta]: wow...lol

2006-03-16 [lordjoesnow]: ahwwwww poor thing:( im gone for a few days and this is what happens!

2006-03-16 [Firenze]: I am sorry for being upfront about things but that comes as a force of habit from being high ranked on other heddate sites but seriously, there was no need for her to get so moody, I just pointed out the obvious...

2006-03-16 [Caritas]: SEE! Just like what I was saying. People say something bad about someone else in a wiki, right where they can read it!!

2006-03-16 [Firenze]: Well I am not bothered about voicing my opinion

2006-03-16 [Caritas]: blah blah blahy

2006-03-16 [Firenze]: *yawns*

2006-03-16 [Caritas]: *slaps*

2006-03-16 [Firenze]: *shrugs*

2006-03-16 [Caritas]: *hits you with a baseball bat*

2006-03-16 [Firenze]: *shrugs and smacks you with a hockey stick*

2006-03-16 [Caritas]: OW! *puts you in a bag and throw you off a pointy clif*

2006-03-16 [Firenze]: *gets out of bag and uses it as a parachute*

2006-03-16 [Caritas]: *stabs you*

2006-03-16 [Keyta]: *sits and watches all of this* wow..anger on page. PAPERVIEW!

2006-03-16 [Caritas]: LOL!

2006-03-17 [Firenze]: *goes to the hospital and is all melodramatic like*

2006-03-17 [lordjoesnow]: *cuts finger for attension*

2006-03-17 [Firenze]: *bandages [lordjoesnow] finger*

2006-03-18 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *eats popcorn and offers some to Keyta* This is cool, eh?

2006-03-18 [Caritas]: *throw [lordjoesnow] outside in the cold*

2006-03-18 [Firenze]: Awwwww.... poor [lordjoesnow] :(

2006-03-18 [Caritas]: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!

2006-03-18 [Firenze]: *goes out in the cold with [lordjoesnow]* You ist mean!

2006-03-18 [Caritas]: ME!?!?!? That was my um evil twin sister!

2006-03-18 [Firenze]: Ebilness of ye

2006-03-18 [Caritas]: She's EVIL I TELL YOU!

2006-03-18 [Firenze]: Bleh

2006-03-18 [Caritas]: I'll just say that she's with the PIGEGON'S!

2006-03-18 [Firenze]: Who? What? Where's the pigeons? *has shot gun and aims it at the sky ready to shoot*

2006-03-18 [Caritas]: lol

2006-03-18 [Firenze]: ^_^

2006-03-18 [lordjoesnow]: nonono! don't point it at me!!

2006-03-19 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *pulls out BOOMSTICK* I say we go on a pigeon hunt! Who's with me!?

2006-03-19 [Keyta]: *eats some popcore and smilesand walks out side with you two* thank you. boomstikc? or broomstick?

2006-03-19 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: BOOMSTICK... wanna go on a pigeon hunt?

2006-03-19 [Keyta]: lol nice, sure why not

2006-03-19 [lordjoesnow]: i'll go but as long as keyta stops eating popcorn im suprised ur not obiese with the amount u seem to have eaten!

2006-03-19 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Fast metabolism I guess... Come on people! Gather your weapons of destruction! Time for a pigeon hunt!

2006-03-19 [Firenze]: *Grabs shot gun and various other weapons* Okie Doke ^_^

2006-03-19 [Keyta]: no i guess i'm fat lol..

2006-03-21 [Caritas]: I'M COMING TOO! *grabs weapons* LET US GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2006-03-21 [Keyta]: *walks around with you guys and starts to dig around in her pants pockets*

2006-03-21 [Caritas]: Have any money?

2006-03-22 [Keyta]: no i'm piss poor. *pulls out a lighter and flamethrower* redneck way^^

2006-03-22 [Caritas]: ?

2006-03-22 [lordjoesnow]: why would you have a flamethrower in ur pocket? in mine ive got my mobile, my wallet and ooo a chewit :P

2006-03-22 [Firenze]: In mine I have aniseed balls, mobile, wallet and mp3...and there were loads of God damned pigeons at Trafalgar Square in London today, GAH!

2006-03-23 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Now we know where to go... *marches of, BOOMSTICK slung over shoulder*

2006-03-23 [Keyta]: i uasully have gum, lighter, wallet, chapstick, and my meds lol. *places her flamethrower over her shoulder* but on holidays with my cuz's you have to be ready for a water fight or just a bb gun or bigger flamethrower fights oO

2006-03-23 [Caritas]: Wow.

2006-03-23 [Keyta]: whats wow?

2006-03-24 [Caritas]: Bow wow?

2006-03-24 [Keyta]: bad dog

2006-03-24 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Huh? PIGEON!!!!! *starts shooting in the air* KABOOM! *loud explosion* Opps... negative on that one... I do believe that was an airplane...

2006-03-24 [Caritas]: *mouth drops*

2006-03-24 [lordjoesnow]: *balls drops*

2006-03-24 [Caritas]: Sick....eww

2006-03-25 [Keyta]: ha ha! you were alittle boy joe!!! or..*gasp* no balls!!

2006-03-25 [lordjoesnow]: noooo it means ive reached puberty :D

2006-03-25 [Keyta]: yup iknow so now, do you want a big boy gun? *gives ya a nuggie(or how ever you spell that)*

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